Breakin' the Law, Breakin' the Law

It was an experiment! It was for science!! All right, yes, we were naughty... we burnt a chopstick. (Mike seems to recall that it was Aunt Mary who actually tossed it in...) We didn't get caught, though... and somehow, in spite of our behavior, we found ourselves eligible for some kind of contest. We won, and our dinner was half off!